Ow

You know that February is mustache month. In March of this year, I was clean-shaven for a bit, then grew a goatee. By April, I had decided to grow back the entire beard, and by the middle of May, I decided to stop shaving or trimming at all until after the New York State Bar Exam. I looked like this:

Now the Bar Exam is over. Chester A. Arthur looked like this:

Paul Tuetul Sr. looks like this:


Issac from the Love Boat looked like this:


Jason Giambi looked like this:


Now I look like this:


Does anybody else's face hurt, like a lot?