Didn't I brag yesterday? I do, in fact, think that I am great. Did you not see the name of the blog?
The only thing that I am not awesome at is blogging right before bed. Christ. Didn't I warn myself against this yesterday? Part of me thinks I shouldn't have gone to a pub at noon. But it was St. Paddy's Day, after all.
I thought that the Irish High Holidays would lead to hilarious drunken blogging, but instead it has lead to dreaded sleepy blogging.
Tomorrow is a new day! And with it comes all sorts of new and exciting blogportunities! Think nothing of the embarrassingly short post of this evening! Think ahead!